the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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