Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We have started to decorate penises.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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