I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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