We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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