Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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