don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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