so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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