Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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