you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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