At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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