A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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