But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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