There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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