you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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