Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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