billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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