dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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