First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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