So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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