I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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