maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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