We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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