Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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