I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I want to have your abortion
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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