I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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