THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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