We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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