Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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