Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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