we're blogging at a bar
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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