IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Dick very happy bro
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
