therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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