i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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