Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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