When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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