love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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