My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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