addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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