I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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