Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
the condom got lost in my hair
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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