Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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