I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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