Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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