my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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