I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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