he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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