I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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