Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize