I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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