i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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