It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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