Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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