the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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