I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
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Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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