I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
