Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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