I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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