her vagine was all disorganized.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
How does it feel to date your dad?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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