guys are not supposed to queef...right?
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my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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